Archive for November, 2011

Bunny joke – Do you sell cheese?

Posted on November 9th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Bunny joke

A bunny hops into a hardware store munching a carrot. He stares at the owner for a minute and then he asks him:
- “Do you sell cheese?”
- “No, I don’t sell cheese”
- “ok, thanks” and he hops away

The bunny comes back an hour later
- “Do you sell cheese?”
- “Noooo, I don’t sell cheese!”
- “ok, thanks” and he hops away again

An hour later he comes back:
- “Do you sell cheese?”
- “NO, I DON’T SELL CHEESE! AND DON’T YOU DARE TO COME BACK OR I’LL NAIL YOUR EARS AGAINST THE WALL!!!”
- “ok, thanks” and he hops off.


He comes back an hour later:
- “Do you sell nails?”
- “NO, I DON’T SELL NAILS!”
- “Do you sell cheese?”

Boss and secretary jokes

Posted on November 7th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Boss and secretary jokes

Tell me a good news !!

A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.”

“Why do you ALWAYS have to give me bad news? he complained. “Tell me some GOOD news for a change.”

“All right. Here’s some good news,” said the secretary. “You’re NOT sterile!”

Private secretary

Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.

Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for him, a month ago.

“After my very first week on the job,” Nancy said, “I received a raise. At the end of the second week he called me into his private office, gave me a lovely black nightie, five pairs of nylon stockings and said, ‘These are for a beautiful efficient secretary.’


“At the end of the third week he gave me a fabulous mink stole. Then, this afternoon, he called me into his private office again, presented me with this fabulous diamond bracelet and asked me if I could consider making love to him and what it would cost.”

“I told him that I would, and because he had been so nice to me, he could have it for just 500 bucks, although I was charging all the other guys in the office one thousand. That’s when he jumped out the window.”

Cute Joke – A kid late for school

Posted on November 6th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Cute Joke

Cute Joke – A kid late for school

The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.

The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school.

They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn.

This went on for 20 minutes – but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home.


The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she’d led him around in such a circle.

The child explained:
- “That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It’s the only way I know.”

Polar bear jokes

Posted on November 5th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Polar bear jokes

Polar bear and an igloo

What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
- “Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside – with a nice chewy center!”

Polar bears and camping

What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
-”Sandwiches!”

A baby polar bear

One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, – “Mom? Am I a polar bear?”
- “Well of course son!”

The cub replied:
-”You’re sure I’m not a panda bear or a black bear?”

-”No, of course not. Now run outside and play.”

But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father.

The cub asks:
-”Dad, am I a polar bear?”

- “Why of course son!” the papa polar bear gruffly replies.


The cub continues:
- “I don’t have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?”

- “No son. I’m a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!! Why in the world do you ask?”

-”Because I’m freezing my BUTT off!!”

School Joke – A philosophy joke

Posted on November 4th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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School Joke

School Joke – A philosophy joke

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board:
-”Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair.

One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.


Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an “A” when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words:
-”What chair?”

Funny thanksgiving joke

Posted on November 2nd, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Funny thanksgiving joke

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says:
- “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

- “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

- “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone:
- “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this,”


She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father:
- “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife:
- “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”

Cute Joke – The thunderstorm

Posted on November 1st, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Cute Joke

Cute Joke – The thunderstorm

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.

She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice:
- “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
- “I can’t dear,” she said. “I have to sleep with Daddy.”

A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice:
- “The big sissy.”