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Bunny joke – Do you sell cheese?

Posted on November 9th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Funny Bunny image

funny bunny image

Bunny joke

A bunny hops into a hardware store munching a carrot. He stares at the owner for a minute and then he asks him:
- “Do you sell cheese?”
- “No, I don’t sell cheese”
- “ok, thanks” and he hops away

The bunny comes back an hour later
- “Do you sell cheese?”
- “Noooo, I don’t sell cheese!”
- “ok, thanks” and he hops away again

An hour later he comes back:
- “Do you sell cheese?”
- “NO, I DON’T SELL CHEESE! AND DON’T YOU DARE TO COME BACK OR I’LL NAIL YOUR EARS AGAINST THE WALL!!!”
- “ok, thanks” and he hops off.


He comes back an hour later:
- “Do you sell nails?”
- “NO, I DON’T SELL NAILS!”
- “Do you sell cheese?”

Polar bear jokes

Posted on November 5th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Funny polar bears pictures

funny polar bear

Polar bear jokes

Polar bear and an igloo

What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
- “Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside – with a nice chewy center!”

Polar bears and camping

What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
-”Sandwiches!”

A baby polar bear

One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, – “Mom? Am I a polar bear?”
- “Well of course son!”

The cub replied:
-”You’re sure I’m not a panda bear or a black bear?”

-”No, of course not. Now run outside and play.”

But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father.

The cub asks:
-”Dad, am I a polar bear?”

- “Why of course son!” the papa polar bear gruffly replies.


The cub continues:
- “I don’t have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?”

- “No son. I’m a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!! Why in the world do you ask?”

-”Because I’m freezing my BUTT off!!”

Bird Jokes – An elderly woman buy a parrot

Posted on September 2nd, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Bird Jokes – An elderly woman buy a parrot

Funny bird parrot cat
Is it me or that bird looks really comfortable ! :-D

Bird Jokes

Bird Jokes – An elderly woman buy a parrot

An elderly woman was looking for a pet to be a good companion and not much trouble.

The pet store owner suggested a parrot, showed it to her and guaranteed her it would be a wonderful companion.

The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays.

The owner said it shouldn’t be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there.

She bought the parrot and for the next week spent time getting to know him.

Assured that he spoke properly and was well behaved, she put him on her shoulder and went off to church.

Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said:
- “It’s goddamned cold in here!”

Everyone turned to look at her and she ran out of the church in total embarrassment!

All the next week, she talked to the parrot explaining the necessity to remain quiet during church.

The parrot understood so she put him on her shoulder and went to church the following Sunday.

Once again, just as everything got quiet and the sermon began, the parrot squawked, looked around and loudly proclaimed:
- “It’s goddamned cold in here!!”

And again the woman ran from the church. The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation to the owner.

Since she didn’t want to get rid of the parrot, the owner offered the following solution:
- “If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 or 6 times and return him to your shoulder.”
- “That’ll work?” asked the woman.
- “Guaranteed!” exclaimed the owner.


So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough, just as the sermon started, the parrot squawked.
- “It’s goddamned cold in here!!”
Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5 or 6 times and placed him back on her shoulder.

The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said:
- “Pretty f&%kin’ windy, too!”

Animals humor – A surprising poodle

Posted on August 23rd, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Animals humor – A surprising poodle

Dog Karate humor

Animals humor

Animals humor – A surprising poodle

Harold’s new job had him working really late. He decides to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to the pet store and asks for a doberman.
The employee said:
-”If its a guard dog you want I have a dog just for you.”
The man walks to the back of the store to get a dog and comes back with a little poodle.
Harold says:
-”This small thing, a watch dog? You’re kidding, right?”
The employee says:
- “No, this dog is special; he knows karate.”
- “Karate? I don’t believe it,” Harold says.

The employee puts the dog down and says:
- “Karate the sign.”
And he points to a sign advertising dog food. The dog runs up and rips the sign to shreds. Harold is amazed at this.

The employee then says:
- “Karate the chair.”
And he points to a chair in the corner. The dog runs up and rips the chair to shreds.
By now Harold is convinced.

- “I’ll take him,” he says.

When he gets home he surprises his wife and she yells out:
- “This little thing, a watch dog? No way.”
Harold says:
- “But this dog knows karate.”
- “Karate,” she yells. “Karate my ass!”