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Daily clean joke – the mailbox

Posted on March 14th, 2012 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Daily clean joke – the mailbox

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.


Puzzled by her actions the man asked her:
- “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied:
- “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying:
- “You’ve got mail!”

New year joke – A blonde and her year that just finished

Posted on August 31st, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

New year joke – A blonde and her year that just finished

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New year joke

New year joke – A blonde and her year that just finished

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..”duh”…..bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!

March – Got excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!”

April – Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

June – Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August – Got locked out of car in rain storm…..car swamped, because top was down.

September – The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

October – Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel.


November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December – Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the phone!!!

WHAT A YEAR !!!

Blonde brunette and redhead jokes – Robbery

Posted on August 20th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Blonde brunette and redhead jokes – Robbery

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Blonde brunette and redhead jokes

Blonde brunette and redhead jokes – Robbery

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde perform a Post Office robbery.
They are on the run from the police and they have to ditch their car and go cross country.
They are all getting tired and happen across an old farm with a huge barn.
Sneaking inside the barn, they see three old flour sacks.
They all hide in separate sacks.

The police enter the barn and upon seeing the sacks, kick the first one containing the redhead.
The redhead says “Woof!”.
“Nothing in here but a dog sarge” says the constable. “We’d better move on”.


They kick the sack containing the brunette.
Miaow!” she says.
“Nothing in here but a cat sarge. Better move on”.

They kick the sack containing the blonde and
the blonde says …
Potatoes!”

Easter humour – Meaning of Easter for blondes

Posted on August 19th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Easter humour – Meaning of Easter for blondes

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Easter humour

Easter humour – Meaning of Easter for blondes

Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck.
They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter.
He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.

The first blonde said:
Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey.”
“Nooooo,” said St. Peter. “You don’t get in.”

The second blonde said:
Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus’ being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other.”
“Nooooo,” said St. Peter. “You don’t get in, either.”


The third blonde said:
“Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it.”
“Very good!” said St. Peter.

The blonde continued. “Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball.”
St. Peter fainted!