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Funny thanksgiving joke

Posted on November 2nd, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Funny thanksgiving joke

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says:
- “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

- “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

- “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone:
- “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this,”


She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father:
- “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife:
- “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”

Funny your mom jokes – Mother-in-law went to safari

Posted on September 4th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Funny your mom jokes – Mother-in-law went to safari

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Funny your mom jokes

Funny your mom jokes – Mother-in-law went to safari

A BIG-GAME hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

One night the couple woke to find the mother gone.

In a clearing not far from the camp they came upon a chilling sight, the mother-in-law was backed up against a tree with a snarling lion facing her.

The wife said:
- “What are we going to do?”
- “Nothing,” said the husband.
- “The lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it.”