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Funny smart kid – Joke of the day

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Joke of the day

Funny smart kid

Johnny stood beside his mother as she made her selection from the huckster’s wagon, and the farmer told the boy to take a handful of cherries, but the child shook his head.
– “What’s the matter? Don’t you like them?” asked the huckster.
– “Yes,” replied Johnny.
– “Then go ahead an’ take some.”

Johnny hesitated, whereupon the farmer put a generous handful in the boy’s cap.

After the farmer had driven on, the mother asked:
– “Why didn’t you take the cherries when he told you to?”
– “‘Cause his hand was bigger’n mine.”

Cute Joke – A kid late for school

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Funny picture – Funny school bus

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Cute Joke – A kid late for school

The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.

The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school.

They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn.

This went on for 20 minutes – but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home.

The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she’d led him around in such a circle.

The child explained:
– “That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It’s the only way I know.”

Cute Joke – The thunderstorm

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Cute Joke – The thunderstorm

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.

She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice:
– “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
– “I can’t dear,” she said. “I have to sleep with Daddy.”

A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice:
– “The big sissy.”

Little boy jokes – A dollar or a quarter?

Little boy jokes – A dollar or a quarter?

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Little boy jokes

Little boy jokes – A dollar or a quarter?

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer:
– This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks
– Which do you want, son?

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

– What did I tell you? said the barber.
– That kid never learns!

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
– Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?

The boy licked his cone and replied.
– Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!