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School Joke – A philosophy joke

Posted on November 4th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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School Joke – A philosophy joke

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board:
-”Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair.

One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.


Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an “A” when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words:
-”What chair?”

Humour police – Policeman and a drunk driver

Posted on August 22nd, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Humour police – Policeman and a drunk driver

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Humour police – Policeman and a drunk driver

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

- “I can’t do that, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”

- “Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”

- “Can’t do that either, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”

- “Alright, we could get a blood sample.”

- “Can’t do that either, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”


- “Fine then, just walk this white line.”

- “Can’t do that either, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m drunk.”

Best indian jokes – A visit to an indian reservation

Posted on August 14th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Best indian jokes – A visit to an indian reservation

A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing.

The tribesman began to speak…”woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h.”


“That’s amazing” exclaimed the father.

“You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground”?

“No”, said the old tribesman. “They just ran over me five minutes ago”!