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Anniversary joke – 1th wedding anniversary

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Anniversary joke

Anniversary joke – 1th wedding anniversary

John wants to get his beautiful wife, Emma, something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decides to buy her a mobile telephone.
Emma is excited, she loves her phone.
John shows her and explains to her all the different and varied features on the phone.
On Monday Emma goes shopping in the local supermarket.

Her phone rings and it’s her husband:
– ‘Hi ya, Emma, ‘he says, ‘how do you like your new phone?’
– ‘I just love it, it’s so small and light and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one feature that I really don’t understand though.’
-‘What’s that, Emma?’ asks the husband.
– ‘How did you know that I was at Wal-Mart?’

25th wedding anniversary joke

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25th wedding anniversary joke

Sadie and Benny were both 65 years old and were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary.

When all the family and guests had left their house, a fairy appeared from nowhere and said to them:
– “Congratulations, you two. I’m here to grant you both one wish each.”
Sadie said, “I want to travel around the world.”

The fairy waved her magic wand and POW – Sadie had tickets in her hand for a round the world cruise on a Cunard liner.

Then the fairy asked Benny what he wanted. Benny replied:
– “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”

So the fairy picked up her wand and POW – Benny was 95 years old.