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Joke of the day – Married to a twin

Dan married one of a pair of identical twins.

Less than a year later he was in court filing for a divorce.

- “Tell the court why you want a divorce,” the judge said.

- “Well, Your Honor,” Dan started, “every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical, sometimes I’d end up making love to her by mistake.”

-”Surely there must be some difference between the two women,” the judge said.

- “Exactly, Your Honor. That’s why I want the divorce!”

Divorced Barbie – Divorce Joke

Divorce Joke

Divorce Joke- Divorced Barbie

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.

- “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds:
- “Which Barbie?
We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

The guy asks:
- “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”

- “That’s obvious,” the assistant states,
“Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…..”