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Humour police – Policeman and a drunk driver

Posted on August 22nd, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Humour police – Policeman and a drunk driver

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Humour police

Humour police – Policeman and a drunk driver

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

- “I can’t do that, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”

- “Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”

- “Can’t do that either, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”

- “Alright, we could get a blood sample.”

- “Can’t do that either, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”


- “Fine then, just walk this white line.”

- “Can’t do that either, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m drunk.”