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Job interview joke – Interview to be a TV news broadcaster

Posted on August 29th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Job interview joke – Interview to be a TV news broadcaster

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Job interview joke

Interview to be a TV news broadcaster

A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster.

The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.

The interviewer said:
- Although you have a lot of the qualities we’re looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you.

- Oh, that’s no problem, said the man. If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour.

- Show me, said the interviewer

So the man reached into his pocket.

Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety – ribbed, flavoured, colored and everything before he found the packet of aspirin.

He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.


The interviewer said:
- That’s amazing, but I don’t think we could employ someone who’d be womanizing all over the country.

- Excuse me!, exclaimed the man, I’m a happily married man, not a womanizer!

- Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?, asked the interviewer

The man replied:
- Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?