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Funny smart kid – Joke of the day

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Joke of the day

Funny smart kid

Johnny stood beside his mother as she made her selection from the huckster’s wagon, and the farmer told the boy to take a handful of cherries, but the child shook his head.
– “What’s the matter? Don’t you like them?” asked the huckster.
– “Yes,” replied Johnny.
– “Then go ahead an’ take some.”

Johnny hesitated, whereupon the farmer put a generous handful in the boy’s cap.

After the farmer had driven on, the mother asked:
– “Why didn’t you take the cherries when he told you to?”
– “‘Cause his hand was bigger’n mine.”

Little boy jokes – A dollar or a quarter?

Little boy jokes – A dollar or a quarter?

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Little boy jokes

Little boy jokes – A dollar or a quarter?

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer:
– This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks
– Which do you want, son?

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

– What did I tell you? said the barber.
– That kid never learns!

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
– Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?

The boy licked his cone and replied.
– Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!