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25th wedding anniversary joke

Posted on March 10th, 2012 by admin  |  No Comments »

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25th wedding anniversary joke

Sadie and Benny were both 65 years old and were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary.

When all the family and guests had left their house, a fairy appeared from nowhere and said to them:
- “Congratulations, you two. I’m here to grant you both one wish each.”
Sadie said, “I want to travel around the world.”

The fairy waved her magic wand and POW – Sadie had tickets in her hand for a round the world cruise on a Cunard liner.


Then the fairy asked Benny what he wanted. Benny replied:
- “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”

So the fairy picked up her wand and POW – Benny was 95 years old.

Husband and wife joke – Newly married couple

Posted on September 3rd, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Husband and wife joke – Newly married couple

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Husband and wife joke

Husband and wife joke – Newly married couple

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife:
- “Honey, I’ll be right back.”
- “Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife.
- “I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face. I’m going to have a beer.”

The wife said:
- “You want a beer, my love?”
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was:
- “Yes, Lollipop… but at the bar… you know… they have frozen glasses… “

He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying:
- “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said:
- “Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious… I won’t be long. I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?”
- “You want hors d’oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?” She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.


- “But my sweet honey… at the bar…. you know there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…”
- “You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?… “LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR GOD DAMN BEER IN YOUR F*CKING FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F*CKING HORS D’OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN’T GOING TO A F*CKING BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER…GOT IT, AS*HOLE?”
…and, they lived happily ever after. Isn’t that a sweet story.