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Boss and secretary jokes

Posted on November 7th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Boss and secretary jokes

Tell me a good news !!

A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.”

“Why do you ALWAYS have to give me bad news? he complained. “Tell me some GOOD news for a change.”

“All right. Here’s some good news,” said the secretary. “You’re NOT sterile!”

Private secretary

Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.

Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for him, a month ago.

“After my very first week on the job,” Nancy said, “I received a raise. At the end of the second week he called me into his private office, gave me a lovely black nightie, five pairs of nylon stockings and said, ‘These are for a beautiful efficient secretary.’


“At the end of the third week he gave me a fabulous mink stole. Then, this afternoon, he called me into his private office again, presented me with this fabulous diamond bracelet and asked me if I could consider making love to him and what it would cost.”

“I told him that I would, and because he had been so nice to me, he could have it for just 500 bucks, although I was charging all the other guys in the office one thousand. That’s when he jumped out the window.”

Clean office jokes – Get rid of all slackers

Posted on August 24th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Clean office jokes – Get rid of all slackers

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Clean office jokes – Get rid of all slackers

A well-known company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
e new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He asked the guy:
- “How much money do you make a week?”

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said:
- “I make $400 a week. Why?”

The CEO said:
- “Wait right here.”

He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said:
- “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”


Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked:
- “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”

From across the room a voice said:
“Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”