Funny polar bears pictures
Polar bear jokes
Polar bear and an igloo
What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
- “Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside – with a nice chewy center!”
Polar bears and camping
What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A baby polar bear
One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, – “Mom? Am I a polar bear?”
- “Well of course son!”
The cub replied:
-”You’re sure I’m not a panda bear or a black bear?”
-”No, of course not. Now run outside and play.”
But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father.
The cub asks:
-”Dad, am I a polar bear?”
- “Why of course son!” the papa polar bear gruffly replies.
The cub continues:
- “I don’t have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?”
- “No son. I’m a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!! Why in the world do you ask?”
-”Because I’m freezing my BUTT off!!”