Funny polar bears pictures

Polar bear jokes

Polar bear and an igloo

What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
- “Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside – with a nice chewy center!”

Polar bears and camping

What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
-”Sandwiches!”

A baby polar bear

One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, – “Mom? Am I a polar bear?”
- “Well of course son!”

The cub replied:
-”You’re sure I’m not a panda bear or a black bear?”

-”No, of course not. Now run outside and play.”

But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father.

The cub asks:
-”Dad, am I a polar bear?”

- “Why of course son!” the papa polar bear gruffly replies.

The cub continues:
- “I don’t have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?”

- “No son. I’m a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!! Why in the world do you ask?”

-”Because I’m freezing my BUTT off!!”