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Humour police – Policeman and a drunk driver

Posted on August 22nd, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Humour police – Policeman and a drunk driver

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Humour police

Humour police – Policeman and a drunk driver

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

- “I can’t do that, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”

- “Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”

- “Can’t do that either, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”

- “Alright, we could get a blood sample.”

- “Can’t do that either, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”


- “Fine then, just walk this white line.”

- “Can’t do that either, officer.”

- “Why not?”

- “Because I’m drunk.”

Blonde brunette and redhead jokes – Robbery

Posted on August 20th, 2011 by admin  |  No Comments »

Blonde brunette and redhead jokes – Robbery

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Blonde brunette and redhead jokes

Blonde brunette and redhead jokes – Robbery

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde perform a Post Office robbery.
They are on the run from the police and they have to ditch their car and go cross country.
They are all getting tired and happen across an old farm with a huge barn.
Sneaking inside the barn, they see three old flour sacks.
They all hide in separate sacks.

The police enter the barn and upon seeing the sacks, kick the first one containing the redhead.
The redhead says “Woof!”.
“Nothing in here but a dog sarge” says the constable. “We’d better move on”.


They kick the sack containing the brunette.
Miaow!” she says.
“Nothing in here but a cat sarge. Better move on”.

They kick the sack containing the blonde and
the blonde says …
Potatoes!”