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Joke of the day – Married to a twin
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins.
Less than a year later he was in court filing for a divorce.
- “Tell the court why you want a divorce,” the judge said.
- “Well, Your Honor,” Dan started, “every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical, sometimes I’d end up making love to her by mistake.”
-”Surely there must be some difference between the two women,” the judge said.
- “Exactly, Your Honor. That’s why I want the divorce!”