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Animals humor – A surprising poodle

Animals humor – A surprising poodle

Dog Karate humor

Animals humor

Animals humor – A surprising poodle

Harold’s new job had him working really late. He decides to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to the pet store and asks for a doberman.
The employee said:
-“If its a guard dog you want I have a dog just for you.”
The man walks to the back of the store to get a dog and comes back with a little poodle.
Harold says:
-“This small thing, a watch dog? You’re kidding, right?”
The employee says:
– “No, this dog is special; he knows karate.”
– “Karate? I don’t believe it,” Harold says.

The employee puts the dog down and says:
– “Karate the sign.”
And he points to a sign advertising dog food. The dog runs up and rips the sign to shreds. Harold is amazed at this.

The employee then says:
– “Karate the chair.”
And he points to a chair in the corner. The dog runs up and rips the chair to shreds.
By now Harold is convinced.

– “I’ll take him,” he says.

When he gets home he surprises his wife and she yells out:
– “This little thing, a watch dog? No way.”
Harold says:
– “But this dog knows karate.”
– “Karate,” she yells. “Karate my ass!”